| Membership in the Samford Stogies
Racing Team When you boil it all down, we
are nothing more than a group of men (and women) that
run in races with cigars in our mouths. If you are crazy
enough to want to join us, then we would love to have
you. We like to have fun and we adhere to the philosophy
behind the saying, "the more, the merrier!"
We enjoy meeting new people and we can't get to know
you unless you sign up. And above that, it's free to
join our team. You don't need to be in shape or ever
even run in a race before, just have that crazy desire
to do so, and we'll happily take you. So why not?
Here's how you join:
You simply need to run a race with a stogie in your
mouth (You don't even need to light it, it's the thought
that counts). You must be at least 19 years old though
(we are based in the wonderful state of Alabama, where
the legal smoking age in 19).
The Specifics:
Go to Active.com
and sign up for the race of your choice, preferrably
our Main Event in February.
The race is yours to choose, and it can be any distance.
We encourage you to round up a group of friends and
each of you can join by creating a relay team to complete
the race (if you do this, put the word 'stogies' somewhere
in your team name). We also encourage our relay teams
to be sponsored by local businesses. For more about
sponsorships, click here.
Once you have registered, send an email to membership@SamfordStogies.com
and introduce yourself and relay members if you have
any. Also include information about the race you signed
up for, such as the location, date, website, and your
bib number. We will let you know more about this in
your confirmation email, but if you are participating
in our Main Event, then
this qualifies you for an Official Team Running Shirt,
as you are now a soon-to-be member.
After completing your race, we will check the results
to confirm that you at least showed up. We will also
look at the race pictures to see you running with your
stogie. If you have met these two criteria, then you
will be included as an official member of the Samford
Stogies Racing Team. The membership perks include an
email address (_______@SamfordStogies.com) and the funny
story that you and your friends can tell. You also get
the experience and lifelong memory of competing in races
as part of a team that runs with cigars and by participating,
your miles are added to our team miles and through our
partners, they are converted
into donations per mile that are given to the charitable
organizations that we support.
Once you become a member, your only responsibility
is to have fun and tell others about your running team.
Our team will never turn into any type of bureacracy.
All of our members are on the same level regardless
of running speed, smoking speed, donations raised, or
whatever. Members will be listed in the order in which
they joined, but this does not reflect on their position
within our team. We are out to have fun and embrace
the challenge of setting goals and trying to obtain
those while puffing on a stogie and raising money for
charitable organizations. If this interests you, then
sign up for a race and join in on the hoopla.
We are looking forward to running with you!
-The Samford Stogies Racing Team
P.S. Come and visit our new forum
and messages boards at TeamStogies.com
to post your thoughts and join in with the other members
and visitors on the funny Samford Stogies discussions.
You will definately laugh!
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